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purple_matrix · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject: ADULT JOKES !!!!!

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

purple_matrix · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject:

A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again.
"So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked.
"Well", the woman responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents."
"That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?"
Said the woman: "All of them, of course!"

purple_matrix · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject:

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

MIRUGAM · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject:

John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'

Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.

John says: 'What is oral?'

Grandpa: 'I say 'F**k you!', and she says: 'F**k you too!' '
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life:

1- life sucks

2- job sucks

3- Wife does NOT!
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A man is dying of cancer.

His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?'...

Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'
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'I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.

Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.

The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.

TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!

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Question: 'Why is a waist called a waist?'

Answer: 'Because anything above the pussy and below the tits is a waste!'
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A lady tells her man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner
table'.

The man climbs into bed slowly and says:

'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?'

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Question: 'What's common between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'
'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND!'

VJeyaa · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:34 am Post subject:

Hi every1

As promised earlier we have launched a brand new forum with cool features. Please login to http://miec.forum-motion.net/forum.htm and register your nicks there. This will be our new MIeC home.

The old MIeC will still be maintained in that page itself for acheive purpose only. We will discontinue the old MIeC when everyone are fully ON BOARD the new site.

VJeyaa.
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