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Vivian · Junior Member Joined: 07 Mar 2008 Posts: 35 Location: KL

An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were involved in a terrible car
accident.

They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died
before they arrived.

Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Indian, he stirred and
opened his eyes.

Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.
"Well," said the Indian,

"I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then
the Chinese and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven.

An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that
for a donation of $50, we could return to earth.

So, of course I (Indian) pulled out my wallet and gave her the $50 and
the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the
other two?"

"Last I saw them" replied the Indian, "the Chinese was bargaining over
the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his."
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