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kutty_penn · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: FuNnY.......LaughING.........

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manie

kutty_penn · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:42 pm Post subject:

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kutty_penn · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:46 am Post subject:

Seorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru
berkahwin. Setelah membunyikan loceng, si nenek terkejut kerana mendapati
cucu perempuannya yang membuka pintu dgn tanpa seurat benang pun di
badannya... Belum sempat si nenek bertanya, si cucu berkata,

"Saya sedang menunggu suami saya pulang dari berkerja nie nek!"..

"Yg kau telanjang tu nape!!!???" marah si nenek.

"Ini la BAJU CINTA saya" balas si cucu perempuannya.

"BAJU CINTA ??" si nenek kehairanan.

"Ya, suami saya menyukainya, saya juga begitu senang MEMAKAInya.
Saya harap nenek dapat balik dulu sebelum suami saya pulang kerana tentu
suami saya nanti akan berasa malu melihat saya memakai BAJU CINTA ini di
hadapan nenek." pinta si cucu perempuannya.

Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya mungkin itu cara terbaru
si isteri melayan sang suami. Di dalam perjalanan pulang si nenek mendapat
idea. Fikirnya dengan mengikut cara cucu perempuannya, sudah tentu dia
dapat mengeratkan hubungannya dengan si atok yang sudah berumur.

Sesampainya di rumah, si nenek tadi terus menanggalkan semua pakaiannya,
mandi, berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi sewangi wanginya. Kemudian si
nenek tadi pun menunggu si atok pulang. Beberapa ketika si atok pon pulang.

Sebaik saja pintu di buka, si atok mendapati si nenek berbogel kat depan
pintu......

"Awat hang nie? Dah buang tebiat keeer???" marah si atok tadi.
"Ini lah BAJU CINTA saya bang" kata si nenek tadi.

"BAJU CINTA???.... .. Kok iyea pun.....
IRON la dulu baju tuh!! Nampak sangat kedutnyer... .."
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Revu · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:48 pm Post subject:

kutty_penn · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:50 am Post subject:

01 . Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi
potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram
kidaikkum.

02 . One day sardarji buy a "kaadhal"
flim vcd and he kept in fridge you
know why?
Because sardar wants to see "jillunu
oru
kadhal" film .

03 . Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

04 . Man: How many idlies can you eat
in empty stomach?

Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.

Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty
stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty
stomach.

Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going
to ask my friend.

Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in
empty stomach?

Friend: i can eat 10.

Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

05 . Naragathil yeman and man.

MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren
how much paise?

YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

06 . Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange
marriage ikkum enna difference??
naamala
kenuthula viluntha athu love
marriage...
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged
marriage..

07 . "Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru
azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood
heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp
increace aagum. Aval un pakathula
vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face
verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval
thannoda azhagana lip sa open
panni...... "Anna, Batu caves entha
busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla
"Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku
per thaan heart attack.

08 . Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name
solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye
sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara,
6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti
PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

09 . TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM?
ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

10 . 1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY,
KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana
THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

11 . Police: Eppadiya accident
nadanthathu?

Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala
appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

12 . Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu
muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood

Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI
ANNACHI"(SPIDER
MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai
padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy
returns)

13 . Super Punch:
Athigama "Makeup" podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
"BANNUM" nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

14 . In a forest 10 people were
walking....! (including me) Suddenly a
LION came and killed 9 people..... but
didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because

Nangadhan aprika kaattu

pulile..........
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Kon_Roy · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:16 am Post subject:

nice jokes kutty...keep em coming...
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MIRUGAM · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject:

arrrgh....to busy to read these jokes... Sad

and reading jokes can never make me laugh....weird huh!!!!!

rishi · Senior Member Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 620

you are a mirugam,

its not weird Cool

Kon_Roy · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:29 pm Post subject:

ypu..
u know wht they say...kalethe ke teriyuma karupram vasene... Cool

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kutty_penn · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:53 am Post subject:

Hi.......... ....... Trust the fact???????? ??

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month
in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.You can
never see her without her < fact she also changed her phone
from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away shealways told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was there. A lot of
them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that
Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."
Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell you
something very important."

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to
fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop
this nonsense".

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...."
he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her
sim card since it is nailed.

Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master

worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked
them...

Digi has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, our network follows!!!
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Balanitha · Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:03 am Post subject:

Priya & Shankar from Chandigarh, India.... they used Airtel & hutch.....
then how come the master discovers Digi?

Digi is in India also??? Razz

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MIRUGAM · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:59 pm Post subject:

Some humorous sign ads

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap....... ....no strings attached.

Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.

Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."

Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.

Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.

Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !

MIRUGAM · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:31 pm Post subject:

Hi,

This is an excellent joke which will probably anger all the politicians in town and they are the type of fellows we can ill afford to offend, for they will lash out at all of us with their frothy nasty comments and condemn us to the deepest level of hell known only to them! Keep this email to yourself, please.

Well, looking at the present bunch of politicians that we have, the truth, they say, always hurts! Ouch!!

Just joking, lah and laugh quietly but carry a big stick for they must be lurking around somewhere.

You CAN get pregnant

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

' Well actually, yes, I do.', she exclaimed..

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified....'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?''

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from'?