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Vivian Junior Member
Joined: 07 Mar 2008 Posts: 35 Location: KL
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject: Adult Joke-Birthday Gift |
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How you doing'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave _________________ nEvEr lOvE A lOvE thAt hUrts....... |
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VJeyaa Senior Member
Joined: 10 Feb 2008 Posts: 673 Location: The weight room...
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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enjoyed that one!!! _________________ Before you criticize someone, make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize, you're a mile away and you HAVE THEIR SHOES. |
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Revu Senior Member
Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 879 Location: Garden of Happiness
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srimala Newbie
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