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VJeyaa · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:06 am Post subject:

nice ones... Wink

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kutty_penn · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:35 pm Post subject:

If Bill Gates was born in chennai our
Windows 2003 will be Jannal 2003 .
The menu items wiil be as follows.

Read & enjoy

Save :veaichukoo

Save As :aiyye, apdiyea veaichukoo

Save All :allaathaium veaichikoo

Help :odhavu

Find :paru

Find Again :inoru dhaba paru

Move :appla po

Mail :postu

Mailer :posttuman

Zoom :persaa kaattu

Zoom Out :velilavanthu persaa kaattu

Open :theraa naina

Close :pothiko

New :pucchu

Old :palesu

Replace :itha thooki athle podu, athe thooki ithle podu

Run :odu naina

Execute :kollu

Print :poster podu

Print Preview :paathu poster podu

Cut :vettu - kuthu

Copy :E-adichan kaapi

Paste :ottu

Paste Special :nalla echcha thottu ottu (too good!!!)

Delete :keechidu

Virus :mamiya kodumai

View :look-vudu

Tools :spannaru

Toolbar :spanner setu

Spreadsheet :perisheetu

Database :dappaa

Exit :odra dei

Compress :amuki-podu

Mouse : eli

Click : potu sathu

Double Click:rendu dhabaa potu sathu

Scrollbar :inge angae alathadi

Pay Pre View : dhudukku bayascoppu

Next : appaala

Previous : munaangati

Trash Bin : koovam aaru

Solitaire :mangaatha

Drag & Hold :nallaa isthu pudi

Do you want to delete selected item? :maiyalume thukirava?

Do you want to move selected item? :maiyalume kadasidava?

Do you want to save selected item? :maiyalume vachukkava?

Abort, Retry, Ignore :ishtam illati uttudu

Yes, No, Cancel : ippa innaa sollikeere nee

General protection fault : gaali

Access denied : kai veche keesiduven

Unrecoverable error : bada bejarpa

Operation illegal :bemani... savu grakki.. kasmalam..
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Revu · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:39 pm Post subject:

kutty_penn · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:19 am Post subject:

A quick laugh for 5 mins

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... .......... ........

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

Revu · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:39 am Post subject:

..Soal Jawab Guru dan Sin Chan... Laughing

Guru: Kenapa awak lambat?
Sin Chan: Kerana sebuah papan tanda.
Guru: Papan tanda mana?
Sin Chan: Yang ada tulisan, "Sekolah di hadapan, jalan pelahan."

Guru: Sin Chan, Macam mana awak eja perkataan "BUAYA"?
Sin Chan: "B-O-O-W-A-Y-A"
Guru: Bukan, Salah tu.
Sin Chan: Mungkin itu salah, tapi Cikgu tanya saya macam mana saya mengejanya, itu lah yang saya eja!

Guru: Apakah formula untuk air?
Sin Chan: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Guru: Apa yang awak cakap tu?
Sin Chan: Kan kelmarin Cikgu kata H to O!

Guru: Sin Chan, Pergi ke Peta Dunia tu, cari dan tunjuk mana Amerika Utara.
Sin Chan: Di sini Cikgu, Sin Chan menunjukkan tepat kat Peta dunia yang tergantung kat hadapan kelas!
Guru: Betul. Sekarang, Kelas, Beritahu saya siapa yang jumpa Amerika Utara?
Kelas: Sin Chan Cikgu!

Guru: Sin Chan, beritahu satu perkara penting yang kita tak ada 10 tahun dulu.
Sin Chan: Saya Cikgu!

Guru: Bagaimana kita boleh mengelak penyakait yang di sebabkan oleh gigitan serangga?
Sin Chan: Jangan kena gigit serangga.

Guru: "Boleh tak sesiapa beritahu saya perkara yang kamu tahu berlaku secara kebetulan?"
Sin Chan: "Cikgu, Ibu dan Bapa saya berkahwin pada hari yang sama, pada masa yang sama dan juga pada waktu yang sama."

Guru: Sin Chan, aneh sunggud stokin yang awak pakai ni, satu warna hijau berbintik hitam dan satu lagi berwarna merah berbintik biru!
Sin Chan: Ya betul Cikgu, memang nampak aneh, saya pun hairan kerana terdapat sepasang lagi dengan warna yang sama kat rumah.

Guru: Sekarang, Sin Chan, Sebetulnya beritahu saya dengan jujur adakah awak berdoa sebelum makan?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu, Saya tak perlu buat begitu, kerana saya tahu ibu saya adalah seorang tukang masak yang bagus.

Guru: Sin Chan, Karangan awak "Anjing saya" adalah sama seperti yang di karang oleh Adik awak. Adakah awak meniru kerja dia?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu , ia hanya lah anjing yang sama!

Guru: Siapakah orang yang kita panggil yang tak henti henti bercakap tetapi orang tak berminat nak dengar?
Sin Chan: Seorang Guru, Cikgu!

Laughing

kutty_penn · Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

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baby_witch · Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:25 pm Post subject:

[b]THANKS MANIETHANKZZZZ SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHb\]
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kutty_penn · Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject:

no prob akka
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kutty_penn · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:26 am Post subject:

6 way to kill ur husband heheheheeeee

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kutty_penn · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:28 am Post subject:

amazing friendship wt tiger

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